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Top Ten Things The Military will Do with Bush's Increased Defense Budget

(submitted by El_Jefe)

10. A bitchin' Camaro for Don "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" Rumsfeld. (Cahir)
9. The best damn office party the Pentagon has EVER seen! (Deimodius)
8. Ron Popeil - Quartermaster (Chasbro)
7. Those little dogs that bob their heads for ALL aircraft! (Cookie)
6. The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world! (One is a genius; the other's insane...)
5. Buy 30 billion Power Ball lottery tickets. (Deimodius, p0m)
4. You thought a $500 toilet seat was cool? Wait 'til you see the $2000 model! (TBeeber)
3. Development of an All-New Anti-Pretzel Defense System. (squeezette)
2. Add California and New York to the Axis of Evil. (Alfredo Garcia)
1. Prevent any "Messin' with Texas". (Tgunz262)

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