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Top Ten Things The Military will Do with Bush's Increased Defense Budget
(submitted by El_Jefe)
A bitchin' Camaro for Don "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" Rumsfeld.
The best damn office party the Pentagon has EVER seen!
Ron Popeil - Quartermaster
Those little dogs that bob their heads for ALL aircraft!
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
(One is a genius; the other's insane...)
Buy 30 billion Power Ball lottery tickets.
You thought a $500 toilet seat was cool? Wait 'til you see the $2000 model!
Development of an All-New Anti-Pretzel Defense System.
Add California and New York to the Axis of Evil.
Prevent any "Messin' with Texas".
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