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Top Ten Signs You're Living in a Soap Opera
(submitted by Bean Phat)
The name on your drivers license is Victoria Parker O'Neil Worthington O'Neil Hollingsworth Duprey O'Neil Santiago.
Your six year old son turns 15 after Christmas break.
Everytime you drive a car, you either end up having sex or in a coma, or both!
You are caught in a love triangle until you find out that one of the guys you are torn over is your long-lost brother.
You have a sneaking suspicion that your mom has been replaced by her evil twin sister who was kidnapped while still in a coma.
Your closest friends names are Aerial, Norella, Deek, Ridge, Thorn, Amber, Brooke and Krystal.
You're pregnant for 11 months, then have a premature baby.
Your close friends are either neurosurgeons, have eye-patches, or are eye-patched neurosurgeons. And they're all incredibly beautiful.
(Krig the Viking)
You've only been to the grocery store once this year, and that's when you bumped into your ex-fiance that you thought died during that vacation in the Andes.
In your last round of salary negotiations, your boss threatens to put you in a coma.
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