No one takes Sorcery majors seriously in this job market.
(Alfredo Garcia)
Those female goblin groupies at the bank... yeeeech
(srp)
Muggles who have mastered the secret of "rubber pencil" illusion want to swap tricks with you at parties
(G-Nicest)
When he forgets and runs his wand through the laundry
(Adam)
Even magical British food tastes like cardboard.
(VISGOTH)
The toilets at Hogwarts continuously talk about other people's asses while you take a dump.
(Moose)
Whenever Gandalf subs as the "Transfiguration" professor, he goes on and on about that time he defeated the balrog.
(Deimodius)
"So, that lightning-bolt thing on your head... Do you get any good radio stations with that thing?
(What the DILLY-O?!)
Some woman named Rowling is now capitalizing on his childhood.
(MonkeyKing)
You think dial-up sucks? Try web-surfing by owl.
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