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Top Ten Signs Robots Will Take over the World

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10. Christian and Scott automated this Top Ten List three years ago! (Bob Clemmons, Ackhack)
9. I found a copy of "How to Take Over the World and Other Things to Piss off Humans" under my robots bed. (AckThwap)
8. Your friend has one of those AIBO dogs, and you would swear that when you look into those beady little red eyes... it looks back. (Krig the Viking)
7. When you try to reboot your computer, a message flashes telling you to contact its union first. (k.a)
6. When robots replace humans in the workplace, with the humans being forced to preform slave labor to make shoes. Wait a second... (SunStrider)
5. My computer keeps beating me at chess. (Nevada)
4. Well, they convinced you to spend hundreds of dollars on a robotic version of a pet that the lady next door was giving away for free- how much more of a hint do you need? (starspawn)
3. Scheduled next season reality-based tv show called "Love, Robotic Style." (LJwright)
2. The last computer store you were in looked suspiciously like a communist party meeting. (Taby)
1. The local grocery store adds a "Nuts, Bolts and Chips" aisle. (Moose)

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