Coming Soon to a Nose Near You: Allergies!
(LaZorra)
All that post-spring-break, pre-summer sexual tension..
(JrsyRose)
Three words - Correctional Officers Week.
(hoss)
Time saved writing May on checks makes up for February.
(RoShamBo)
Looking forward to that stripper you hired to come to your mom's Mothers Day party.
(snags)
Playing in traffic: fun... Playing in Indy 500 traffic: exhilarating!
(g)
Because it is nearly done snowing in North Dakota!!!!
(Sven (Whatdoya mean it's allways like this here?!?)Sweden)
Why, what greater thrill is there than prancing around a maypole!
(Alex)
Its the shortest written month of the year....at least the lazy people are excited.
(dbcooper)
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!
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