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Top Ten Things Spider-Man Does On His Days Off
(submitted by James)
Attends arachnaphobia support groups
(Maniac Bob, Slim Jim)
Peeping Peter - it's easier to see into 32nd story windows when you can climb walls
(muckin' with a G)
Sits at home watching "Charlotte's Web" for the 800th time
Catches flies. Do you know how many flies such an active and large spider needs!?!
Tries to find a deodorant that will keep him cool and unsweaty in that total-body suit
By day: a nerdy high school student with spider like abilities. By night: a nerdy high school student with spider like abilities watching tv
Can't let that extra web go to waste -- Peter Parker has the best-flossed teeth in the country.
Make outfits for Cher, Madonna, and Brittney Spears
Sells homemade hammocks on ebay.
Refills web cartridges and writes new witty banter for battles with supervillains
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