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Top Ten signs Your Doctor Went to a Crummy Med School
(submitted by Arbie88)
He says, "According to these x-rays, it appears you've swallowed an entire skeleton."
You look at his degree on the wall and are pretty sure there you haven't heard of the University of Texafornia...
Has a collection of "Time-Life" home medical books on his bookshelf.
Most Doctors needed to be a resident for 2 years. Your doctor just had to watch "Patch Adams" four times.
When you read his dipolma hanging on his wall and at the bottom, in really small letters it says "If you too want to be a doctor Call Now 1-800-555-5555, classes starting daily!"
Instead of a doctor's smock, he wears a t-shirt that says, "I went to med school, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".
His diploma includes a logo that says "As seen on TV".
College of Rudimental Unsanitary Medicine, CRUM - Let's go Scabs!!
His PHD certificate reads "Bubba's School of Medicine and Voodoo".
The photo of the graduating class includes Dr. Nick Riviera.
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