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Top Ten Things To Do If Stuck in a Bad Movie

(submitted by xman)

10. Keep yelling shut up when everyone gets quiet. (the unknown)
9. Pretend you're in Mystery Science Theatre, and toss in dialog with those seated next to you. (Bob Clemmons)
8. Run up to the front of the theater and get everyone to do the wave. (Ilsoap, SPLAT)
7. Grab a lightsaber and poke the fat people. (xman)
6. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat. (SPLAT)
5. Sit next to those two robots and the guy in the spacesuit hanging out in the front row. (Skating Zebra)
4. Crawl around on your hands and knees yelling "has anyone seen my pants?" (Alfredo Garcia)
3. Two words: Shadow puppets. (Alfredo Garcia)
2. Sprinkle popcorn down the aisle, stick two candy boxes to your shoes and ski your way down to the front row. (Boom Oy!)
1. Escape through one of the plot holes. (Thomas Palsson)

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