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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Are Lost

10. Toto looks to you guidance. (Drunken Vet Student)
9. You've been following Joey Buttafuco on the road to stardom. (xporter)
8. You pull into a drive through to get a bite to eat, and the person at the window says, "ummmm, ich spreche nicht englische, und dis ist eine toll boote!" (Ich Heisse *Ali Kat*, und ich Whone gleich um die ecke von Jessika, und es ist ganz toll!)
7. The bread crumb trail that you left isn't there anymore. (bd16)
6. Well, you've been lost before, and this is what it looks like. (Yooper)
5. You're quite certain that Interstate 95 does not include a portion of motocross track. (The Walking Compass)
4. That suspicious extra moon lurking near the horizon (Gedocuk)
3. Your husband says you're not.
2. Your wife stops asking you to ask for directions. (Little Jon)
1. You searched for porn and came here. (xman)

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