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Top Ten Reasons to Grow a Moustache
(submitted by David Scully)
Braid your nose hair in with it and try and set a new fashion trend.
There's nothing on TV.
It holds enough food to keep you alive for days if shipwrecked.
Based on the police sketch artist's rendering, you'd look really good with one.
No one thinks you really die your hair; you will prove them wrong!
You finally realize that tatooing "bite me" on your upper lip wasn't such a good idea.
(Sprinkles the tattooed)
Twirling it will give you something to do with your hands so you don't pick your nose during business meetings.
You're hoping the top of your head will learn by example.
"See! I made it to puberty, dammit!"
To prove women can do anything a man can do
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