That green crust around your nose just won't go away.
(Luciet)
You finally got a date set up with your roommate's hot, out-of-town cousin.
(heypriest)
You only notice that you're eating cat food after your second bowl.
(Krig the Viking)
You need to take a break after the draining task of brushing your teeth.
(sallymania)
Your three meals are breakfast, lunch, and Nyquil.
(mistergeek)
You sneeze and the contents of your tissue resemble the school cafeteria casserole.
(Little Jon)
Tiny, visible germs are floating around your head cackling, "Yessss, its only a matter of time now..."
(Jeramy)
You're feverish, delirious, and have hallucinations where you actually see Dick Cheney.
(Alfredo Garcia)
You're forced to sit between two wastebaskets. One for vomit, the other for used tissues.
(ChaoticEdge)
What else can it be? You're too cheap to be bulimic.
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