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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Business Mergers You Don't Want To See

(submitted by Boneless Boy)

10. Wal-Mart and K-Mart (Walkmart?)
9. Clyde's Rubber Chicken Emporium and Kentucky Fried Chicken (Pickle)
8. Microsoft and Pfizer (Laffman)
7. Ex-Lax and L'Eggs: gives new meaning to the phrase "run in your stocking" (The PUNisher)
6. Tobasco and Trojan (Allannero)
5. A.A.A. (Auto Rescue Service) and A.A. (Alcoholics Annonymous): A.A.A.A.A. (Drunk Driving Auto Rescue Service) (BIG NASTY)
4. Yahoo and Yoo-hoo (Maniac Bob)
3. Trojan and Gerbers: talk about a major conflict of interest (Skating Zebra)
2. Huggies-Depends: We've got you covered for life (JMC)
1. Microsoft-Hersheys: The candy bar you are eating has become unstable. Please regurgitate it and try again. (david scully)

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