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Top Ten Signs It's Time For A Vacation
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You start wearing Hawaiian shirts, Bermuda shorts, sandals and sunblock to work and it's the middle of November.
In your office suppy requisition form you add "rife & scope".
When you have broken your tenth keyboard...In an hour!!!
You keep thinking, TGIF, but it's only Tuesday.
Your last set of vacation pictures have you with an afro, wearing bell bottoms.
That fort you've made out your desk and three office chairs.
The janitor now dusts and waters you.
When your yoga teacher tells you to choose a mantra, all you think of is "AAAAAAUUUURRRRGHGHHHHH!!!!"
You've just nailed your boss to your cubicle wall with pushpins.
You catch yourself driving on the side of your lane that is closest to California when ever you drive to work.
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