Dreaming in iambic pentameter
(Janitor Bob, The Turnip, Who Else?, Dan)
People who complain that there are not enough chariot chases in his plays
(NatsCoyGoyToyBoy)
People are always getting him mixed up with William Shatner
(KoolGurl, Spiff)
His editor's refusal to accept a few 'knock knock' jokes in Hamlet's monologue to ease the tension
(Thomas Palsson)
Limericks
(Inspector 42)
People constantly asking if Hamlet was Piglet's father
(spinboy)
Someday a man would rhyme "cat" and "hat" and make more money than his plays ever did
(Jenmini)
Ben Johnson helped him write one term paper, and he's never heard the end of it.
(JrsyRose)
Writing was only a hobby; he'd prefer to be famous for his line of distinctive corduroy eveningwear.
(david scully)
Queen Elizabeth kept asking him to do a musical about cats.
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