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Top Ten Signs Jell-o is the Root of All Evil
(submitted by heeh)
Red Jell-O is the best. Red is also the devil's favortie color. Coincidence?
Jell-O doesn't get along well with pineapple. That's pretty suspicious in my book.
It nods in agreement to anything you say.
Nothing good can come form something that is known only for "jiggiling."
In Mexico, they call it "Hell-O."
(Bob Clemmons, david scully, Alfredo Garcia)
The jiggly thing it's got going on and pop stars like Britney Spears... Connection?
(Monkey of Yanchi)
Jell-O is an 5 letter word. The pentagram has five sides. Coincidence?
(Jeff in Seattle)
It only comes around when your most vulnerable, sick, and in bed.
You can't drown it. You can't burn it. If you blow it up, you just end up with more pieces.
Hell is an infinite abyss. There is always room for Jell-O. Coincidence?
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