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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Ways to Make the Stock Market Exciting

(submitted by kc)

10. Run naked across the New York Stock Exchange trading floor. (Skating Zebra)
9. Instead of money, use cookies. (Squeakgator)
8. Action Commentary by Bob Costas, John Madden, and "the guy from the spanish channel" (Big GB)
7. CEO/CFO vs Stockholders Tag Team wrestling matches on the floor of the exchange (Oops I did it again.)
6. Let people bet on what stocks are going to rise... Oh wait, they do that already. (Squeezette, nevermind)
5. Everytime you buy stock you get to hit the piņata! (hardwired)
4. Bullish and bearish traders identified through the adoption of "shirts and skins" dress code on the trading floor. (G-nicest)
3. Two hundred 2-year-olds on visitor's day (smr)
2. Syncronized selling (Got Tofu?)
1. At the closing bell, release a real bear or bull onto the floor, depending on the day's trading. (The Kevinator, Moose, Chris Pittman, TB, Ackhack)

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