"I'm just here for the free toaster."
(Alfredo Garcia)
"I bet if we make out right here in line, we will end up on Fox's 'Funniest Bank Videos.'"
(PasswordSux)
"I'll play you Rock-Paper-Scissors for paychecks."
(JDAii)
"Whatta ya think -- could you identify me without this ski mask?"
(Major Tom)
"Hi, if you stand over there at that empty window, some one will help you immediately."
(Ziggy)
"Are all those kids yours, including the one eating the sand in the ashtray?"
(nhlwhippet)
"Hi. Would you mind if I made a quick withdrawl before you? My Getaway Driver has a 1:00 dentist appointment."
(Not2Famous)
"Do you mind if I get in front of you; I have $15 or less."
(PiggyWiggy)
"I think the guy behind me copied off my form; can I see if you have the same answer?"
(SillyBean)
"Even though I don't see it, a lot of people tell me I look like Alan Greenspan."
(Alfredo Garcia)Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's & Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the express consent of one of the authors.