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Top Ten Things to Say to the Person in Front of You in the Line at the Bank
(submitted by sexychick)
"I'm just here for the free toaster."
"I bet if we make out right here in line, we will end up on Fox's 'Funniest Bank Videos.'"
"I'll play you Rock-Paper-Scissors for paychecks."
"Whatta ya think -- could you identify me without this ski mask?"
"Hi, if you stand over there at that empty window, some one will help you immediately."
"Are all those kids yours, including the one eating the sand in the ashtray?"
"Hi. Would you mind if I made a quick withdrawl before you? My Getaway Driver has a 1:00 dentist appointment."
"Do you mind if I get in front of you; I have $15 or less."
"I think the guy behind me copied off my form; can I see if you have the same answer?"
"Even though I don't see it, a lot of people tell me I look like Alan Greenspan."
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