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Top Ten Signs Christmas Will Be Here Soon

(submitted by k.a)

10. Jack-O Lantern guts all over my porch. (Gust-O)
9. The Walmart smilie face puts on a Santa hat (nyihockey)
8. Starting to catch more and more in my Elf traps. (oooo, shiny thing!)
7. Due to the "Latin Explosion" in music that damn dogs barking "Jingle bells" song has been translated into Spanish. (BIGMEX)
6. Hanukkah, Ramadan, and Kwanzaa began sometime in early September as a pre-emptive strike. (BIGMEX)
5. The Downtown Merchant's Association voted to skip the Thanksgiving decorations entirely. (The Kevinator)
4. The santa in front of wal-mart finally changed out of the shorts and tank top and put on the santa suit. (Big GB)
3. The cranky old man next door starts putting out reindeer traps. (Krig the Viking)
2. Television jingles getting a little more... jingly. (JrsyRose)
1. School children covered with glitter and papercuts from making "ormanints". (VISGOTH)

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