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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Stupidest Conspiracy Theories

(submitted by Frude)

10. The "number of hot dogs verses number of hotdog buns" conspiracy. (sannem)
9. John Kennedy? Accidently shot by a fumbling Charlton Heston after a double espresso. (Alfredo Garcia)
8. The pyramids were actually built by historians who didn't like the sound of "6 wonders of the ancient world". (Me^2)
7. My submissions aren't picked for the list more often because Bob Clemmens bribes Christian, and Major Tom bribes Scott, for the spots which are rightfully mine. (Laffman)
6. George intentionally sounds stupid just to keep the terrorists off guard. (radman1818)
5. Over 2 million of the Harry Potter books were actually bought by the author's mother. (squeezette)
4. The Government forced the Fox network to cancel the X-File, because the show was getting a little too close to the truth. (ToJo)
3. Most stars are actually really close to Earth, they're just very, very tiny. (g)
2. CIA paid Hannibal Lecter a million dollars to eat Jimmy Hoffa. (jack michaels)
1. Columbus never discovered America - he just faked it on a sound stage in Madrid. (snagswolf)

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