Original network slogan: "Find us at the intersection of bad taste and functional illiteracy"
(Alfredo Garcia)
How to get top ratings by "appearing" to be a terrible station
(Me^2)
They're planning a 'When FOX producers go dumb' special.
(erik)
The football games are last year's
(prestoperry@hotmail.com)
The network's top executives are Boston Public drop-outs.
(CKblue)
They have a ten-year plan to become FOXXX.
(nyihockey)
Darva Conger? Really a man.
(Who Wants to be White Trash?)
They've got a new reality show staring Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis.
(The Mac Geek)
"24" is really only "16" after you subtract the commercials.
(Ackhack)
In a boardroom when the network was launched, someone said: "Well if we're going to rely on sex appeal rather than progressive programming, why don't we just call it the 'FOX' network?"
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