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Top Ten Perks of Working at Hot Dog on a Stick
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Stripey uniforms and tall hat more dignified than those stupid pens you had to wear at T.G.I.Friday's.
All the stick you can eat. All the mustard you can drink.
No rule against wearing cool uniform while off duty.
It will look really good on your Mc Donald's application some day.
Always have free chopsticks for use at the Quick Wok next door.
Satisfies your life long goal to provide delicious corn dogs to our society at a low price.
Allowed to slap the little punks that ask for a soda on a stick to go with their hot dog.
You can make fun of all those guys working at Vienna Sausage on a Stick
Used with straws, the unused sticks make excellent blowdarts.
You know that big honey-baked ham you want to dip in cornmeal and then deep-fry? Done.
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