You believe dressing like a bishop allows you to cross diagonally at busy intersections.
(Knight takes bishop)
You're pretty sure the king can't talk, and if he did, he wouldn't be telling you his name is Jerry.
(dr.who)
You keep mentioning to FOX to start Monday Night Chess Touniments and cancel the football
(SPLAT)
You have Deep Blue's autograph.
(DA maNA)
Your parents begin to worry that you spend too much time with the Russian exchange student up in your room.
(Steve hates Wisconsin)
You don't make snowmen. You make snow bishops.
(maiagotthatDUKEboi)
In the heat of passion with your wife you call out "Who's your Queen-side Bishop?!"
(Boneless Boy)
Only advice you've given your kids: when in trouble, you can always castle
(maiagotthatDUKEboi)
You flip on the Discovery Channel to watch a show on "Mating Habits" and are sorely disappointed.
(Ohmigod Could I Be More Obscure? (A.K.A. The Lizard Queen))
All the posters of a shirtless, sweaty Kasperov in your room
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