Santa has to ask you to return his elves.
(hyena0715)
When you turned the outside lights on, Mothra slammed into your garage.
(Buttsey57)
The hairballs that the cat's been hacking up are entirely made up of tinsel.
(Ilsoap)
Once I would have stopped at a singing Rudolph figurine. These days I don't feel like I've accopmplished something unless I've injected genes from fluoresent jellyfish into a live reindeer's nose.
(I got a little ambitious)
The FBI showed up after a tip about someone raising a "snowman army".
(Deimodius)
In addition to the normal figures, the manger scene ended up with 7 elves, 8 reindeer, and a four foot tall snoopy with antlers.
(Cisko Kid)
Having a Santa figure in your yard is one thing, but no one else actually sent the old guy to a taxidermist.
(Qarl)
Your wife does not like eerie glow coming from the bathroom because you strung x-mas light inside the toilet bowl.
(ToJo)
The humane society called and said you are not allowed to keep live reindeer on your roof.
(squeezette)
The people from the International Space Station call asking you to turn it down a notch.
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