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Top Ten Misconceptions from Reading Top Ten Lists
(submitted by ASB)
You must need to give your teacher 10 different reasons for why you don't have your homework...
Everyone who submits entries is funny and creative
I am one of the funniest people on the internet
Everybody has a really cool or unusal name but me
Start calling yourself "Laffman" and you'll never be ranked lower than 8th
(Steve hates Wisconsin)
References to voices in one's head are always good for a laugh
The funniest answer is always #3
The number three entry always sucks.
To indulge their own sense of subtle dry humor, C & S sometimes switch list items 2 and 3
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