You always win the "What's that cloud look like?" game.
(That one looks like the Boneless Crusades)
Chicks really go for that "rive gauche" wierdness.
(pazzie)
Easy to dismiss critics as "from a paltry geometric space"
(PotatoHead)
If your boss yells at you for being late to work, you can tell him your watch melted.
(Huh)
If someone on the street is bothering you, just pull the flower over their face and fly into the school bus.
(DK)
Your kindergarten finger paintings could be worth millions.
(Maniac Bob)
You get to keep pink giraffes in your garage.
(squeezette)
Whenever you need to replace a lightbulb, all you need is a fish.
(BKred)
If nothing makes sense, that is a good thing.
(erik)
Although it's difficult to stop President Lincoln installing enormous reflecting telescopes in your rumpus room, the entertainment value is well worth the inconvenience.
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