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Top Ten Reasons Dorothy Left Oz

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10. She found she could make a fortune selling those ruby red slippers on e-bay. (xporter)
9. No Krispy Kreme doughnut store (hoss)
8. Though his new brain made him a snappy conversationalist, the Scarecrow still had intimacy issues. (Strawhead)
7. Due to suburban sprawl around Lollipop Land, her daily commute on the Yellow Brick Road became a 90 minute ordeal. (AckThwap, HomieSimpson, Snuk!)
6. She didn't leave as much as was voted off by the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man. (Alfredo Garcia)
5. "Wanted in the murder of two long time residents: last seen in blue gingham pinnafore and red shoes..." (Bob Clemmons, Piz-Naul, El Barton)
4. Tin Man's drunken anti-steel outbursts (webflyer)
3. The improptu sing-song became annoying. (erik)
2. How could a woman stay anywhere with only one pair of shoes? (Steve hates Wisconsin)
1. Things just got uncomfortable after Glenda announced she was a lesbian. (T, MEZMAH)

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