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Top Ten Signs that the Earth is Flat

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10. Because when puppies pee, it puddles. It would trickle away if the earth was round. (dutchess, not!)
9. How else would it stay on the back of the giant turtle? (JrsyRose, it's that simple!)
8. Everyone in China is holding on to the ceiling for dear life. (DK)
7. If it were round, the catholics wouldn't have burned all those astronomers. (Jason Overhulser)
6. Ever been to Kansas? Nuff said. (Alfredo Garcia, kissyface)
5. Are you suggesting that the earth may be round? HERITIC!!! BURN HIM!!! (XskinnyX)
4. Those highway signs, "Reduce Speed! Earth Ends 1/2 Mile" (Maniac Bob, shagswolf)
3. My cousin Jake has a friend who's college roommate once fell off during a fraternity pledge trip. (AckThwap)
2. Millions and millions of ignorant heathens can't be wrong! (JrsyRose)
1. Why else are all the maps like that? Earth is flat.. and very hard to fold properly. (JrsyRose)

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