In heaven, everything comes 'speedy delivery'.
(Biggity Bam)
Not having to put up with that Reading Rainbow Punk.
(DA maNA)
It's ALWAYS a beautiful day in his new neighborhood.
(Maniac Bob)
Constant temperature of heaven makes it unnecessary to constantly be putting on and taking off sweater and slippers.
(IOIO, n19)
He no longer has to sing that stupid "It's such a good feeling, to know you're alive" song.
(The Kitten Dutchess)
Chuckling with God about how all those non-minister children's tv hosts are going to BURN IN THE FIREY PITS.
(msjulianne)
He gets to look at the answer key that tells what each cloud is REALLY meant to be shaped like.
(BullFrog)
A rolling basso profundo voice.
(Leaper)
Picture-Picture gets HBO.
(msjulianne)
It was the only way out of the 80 Year contract with PBS
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