People call him Tony "the butcher" ...and he's an accountant.
He introduces his father as "Big Joey".
(JrsyRose)
His gives you your Christmas gifts saying that they came from "a distributer."
(thegreatmoleman2.0)
The Armani suits, black jag, and a wallet thicker than the phone book, but yet his job is a used piano dealer.
(Toe9)
Nobody's seen his Calculus professor since your boyfriend got an F in his class....
(No dear I didn't)
Has "Assassinations For Dummies" on his coffee table.
(Dan)
The face of the joker who insulted the two of you at the resturant last week is on your milk carton this morning.
(Tristan)
You have to store stuff in the car's back seat, 'cuz trunk is always taken up by his 'golf bag'.
(Molly Malone)
The last five other guys who have asked you out all by coincidence fell and broke their kneecaps.
(IOIO)
He has no connections. Capiche?
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