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Top Ten Things Heard at the St. Patrick's Day Parade
(submitted by BKred)
Have a little coffee with your Irish Coffee?
Jeez...... it's really drunk out here!
(With a slight chance of green beer showers....)
This is gonna be the last time (SMUSH) that I (SMUSH) follow the friggin' horses (SMUSH).
"Hey, you got beer on my shamrocks!" "You got shamrocks in my beer!"
Oh my gosh where did my pot of gold go? Have you seen my pot of gold? Has anyone seen a rainbow near here?
Hey why is everything green? Did I miss a memo or something?
I'll piss whereever I damn want.
(Steve hates Wisconsin)
You'll get your personal effects back downtown, Monsignor.
I think I stepped on a leprechaun.
Hey, that guy's not wearing green--kill him!
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