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Top Ten Things To Pack When Exiled
(submitted by jk60611)
Those little chocolate candies they only sell on the corner of Hussein Blvd.
(Batman (no thumbs))
Your favorite book - "Chicken Soup for the Dictator's Soul"
Your 'Honorary Republican Guard' T-Shirt
Map of the ancient world and rose colored glasses
(Carl the bear)
Those cute ceramic wall sconces from the rape room.
Martha Stewart's "Make Your Cave a Palace" guide
All your back issues of "Dictator's Weekly"
Plenty of peanut butter. You never really know where you are with that mushy foreign gunk.
Grandma's Anthrax Recipe
Your trophy that reads "Number one dictator"
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