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Top Ten Things Superman Regrets Doing in High School
(submitted by Oops I did it again.)
Using heat vision to burn down school to avoid a math test.
Despite what the counselor said, the big "S" on his chest didn't help his self esteem.
Tried out for the Glee Club rather than the football team.
Trying to use his super-speed to take four girls to the prom at the same time without their knowing about it.
'Oh my God, I can FLY! I CAN FLY!' 'Dude, come back down you fogot your pants!!!'
Using his x-ray vision while looking at the cafeteria workers.
Running the 100 yard dash at the speed of light the first time. The coach grades on your improvement.
Wearing a cape and blue tights to the senior prom.
Holding down that Luther nerd while the other guys shaved his head bald.
Not spending enough time hanging out across from the girl's locker room.
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