direct from . . .
Top Ten Signs It's Finally Spring
(submitted by Deimodius (stupid weather!))
The homies have put away their puffy winter jackets and have started wearing their puffy spring jackets.
Chicago cab drivers are breaking out the 100% cotton turbans and putting away their wool ones.
The hookers in Brooklyn are wearing their warm weather fish-nets.
The President lobs the first dribbler of the season to a third-string catcher who will ride the bench all year.
The neighborhood children are building "mud-men".
Left arms of farmers are getting darker.
The majestic return of the hobos from Capistrano.
Stores begin announcing "Only 242 shopping days until Christmas".
Taliban women are showing their ankles.
The Detroit Tigers are mathematically eliminated from the playoff race.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: May 1, 2003