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Top Ten Signs You Talk on Your Cell Phone Too Much

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10. When driving through a tunnel, you stop talking. (darthgator)
9. You don't notice you're not wearing any pants until you need to call your agent. (Buttsey57)
8. Instead of names, you've made the voice activated dial only recognize your grunts. (darthgator)
7. You've thrown away your "Stairmaster" as you no longer see a need to use elevators because you might lose reception. (G-nicest)
6. You think the smelly lady with the shopping cart screaming on the corner just has an earpiece. (The Lizard Queen)
5. You're hands-free now that your ear has developed the gripping properties of the plastic clip. (jk60611)
4. When some hot guy asks for your phone number, it takes you 5 minutes to scroll to K. (KristyK92184)
3. Six words: Cell phone pocket in your pajamas (Oops I did it again.)
2. You are having extreme difficulty dialing the office phone with your thumb. (dink St. Joe)
1. Instead of carrying pictures of your kids in your wallet, you ask people if they want to hear what your kids sound like. (AckThwap)

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