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Top Ten Reasons Vegetables are Bad for Your Health
(submitted by abby doodles)
Green = color of money and vegetables. Money = Evil. Therefore Green = Evil. This leads to the conclusion that vegetables are evil. QED
Slipping and falling from stepping on garbanzo beans is a real health hazard!
(Carl the bear)
Your girlfriend cuts you off after seeing how big zucchinis can grow.
One word: artiCHOKE
Vegetables aren't food. They are what food eats.
Who's more likely to freeze to death in the winter: a big, fat, steak eater, or a skinny vegan?
The only thing that should be raised in cow crap is cows.
Kids never eat their vegetables, and look at all that energy they have!
Waste of effort. Animals eats vegetables. Eat the animals and you get both. Frickin' DUH!!!
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Little known fact: Dr. Atkins was eating a stick of celery when he fell to his death.
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