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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer A Child

(submitted by Kirsten)

10. You've stopped testing Kix and started approving it. (JrsyRose)
9. They call security for throwing temper tantrums in the mall. (Big GB)
8. You have to pay to get spanked. (not Me, Alfredo Garcia)
7. Play-Do just doesn't taste as good as it used to. (pinky, Did I make it on the list?)
6. Smoking with peers lacks the rebellious feeling it used to have. (Steve hates Wisconsin)
5. Forecasts for a morning snowstorm don't make you giddy (snagswolf)
4. Eating glue makes you all bloatie. (punchitchewie)
3. Taking naps and baths sound great again. (silver girl)
2. Stand on something about 8 feet high. Jump off. No injury? Child. Hurt yourself? Adult. (Ouch)
1. They use the jaws of life to pry you out of the kiddies' slide at McDonalds. (Toe9)

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