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Top Ten Uses for an Armadillo
(submitted by Biggles Jr.)
Surely there can't be ten?
Bocce Ball in the park with your Grandfather and his friends.
Nature's own little "speed bumps".
It's just the thing to clean those muddy old boots.
You never know when you might need a bulletproof footrest.
Wrap in foil, a little pepper and butter, place on grill for a new eat in the shell surprise.
Lose your combat helmet? Try an armadillo hat!
Martha Stewart tells me that the shell makes a cute little chip bowl for parties, once you scoop out all that other stuff.
They're great for picking up a 7-10 split.
A larger, friendlier loofa!
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