He's ducking jury duty.
(No dear I didn't.)
He has an overwhelming instinct to blend in with the crowd. His analyst says it stems from father issues.
(hog_ignorant)
The cops are after him. Just how does he pay for all those trips to the world's most crowded places?
(jk60611)
It's all a ruse. If we spend all our time burning out our eyes trying to find the guy, we won't notice that our family members are disappearing one by one.
(conspiracy_hound smells danger!)
He's still embarassed that his saturday morning cartoon didn't make it past the fourth episode while the Bill and Ted cartoon lasted two seasons.
(did ya see him?)
He stole Harry Potter's glasses.
(rorschak)
Curious George got a little too curious and Waldo had to kill him.
(kebbers)
The striped pimple
(run away, run away!, from *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*)
He's had an affair with Carmen Sandiego and you can never find her...
(hotshot_724)
Have you ever seen Waldo's wife, Walda? Enough said, I think.
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