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Top Ten Things You Should Have Said
(submitted by jk60611)
If it is all the same to you, I will keep my pants on.
No, I don't think you look fat.
Do you really think you should light that match in here?
Senator, I am going to have to plead the fifth on that one too.
No, I'm pretty sure that is a train headed this way...
(Dir en floyd)
No, I'll stand on 20.
That's not in my job description Mr. President.
I'm sorry, I know you are the first pretty girl to give me attention in years, but I really don't need the extended warrenty, the super-deluxe package, or anything else you're selling.
Are you 18 yet??
What time does your husband get home?
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