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Top Ten Reasons the 0 on Your Keyboard is After the 9

(submitted by The Outraged Duk)

10. The one made it look fat. (Kay_tay)
9. It's like sitting at the back of the school bus... wayyyy cooler. (Deimodius)
8. The windy sign on the left of it pushed it to the back. It's only a matter of time until the 1 to gets pushed to the back. (Flip201)
7. It prefers the company of the other 'well-rounded' numbers. (kebbers :))
6. Lost a bet with the 5. (Deimodius)
5. Numbers 1 through 9 negotiated better contracts. (Deimodius)
4. Tilde payed good money to be placed beside the 1, so it was either the 0 or the 2. (Orlphar)
3. Keyboard-gnomes! It's the *&%-damned Keyboard-gnomes!!! (Deimodius)
2. It owes money to 3, which everyone knows is the crime lord of the keyboard. ('vette)
1. The democrats are up to no good again. ()

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