Potting soil, which as a bonus, makes you look more fertile.
(TheRob)
Papier Mache Toupee.
(amylita)
Encourage a black spiny anemone to live on your head.
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
What we need here is a small furry animal which is good at keeping still. I suggest a pygmy sloth.
(bemused_meerkat)
Hair tattooing
(amylita)
Use a cat! It keeps your head covered and warm - and with its natural claws, it always syays put!
Ch-ch-ch Chia!
(LordAerith)
Get a puppy, apply to head. Not only do you cover the bald spot, but chicks love puppies. Go from a balding loser to a well-coiffed sex machine in one easy step.
(Faux Pas)
My dad always told me that you can fix anything with either WD-40 or duct tape. Covering a bald spot? That's a duct tape job.
(Faux Pas)
Interesting stickers or decals from the local tourist attractions.
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