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Top Ten Ways to Cover that Bald Spot

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10. Potting soil, which as a bonus, makes you look more fertile. (TheRob)
9. Papier Mache Toupee. (amylita)
8. Encourage a black spiny anemone to live on your head. (Naska the Zoki-Howler)
7. What we need here is a small furry animal which is good at keeping still. I suggest a pygmy sloth. (bemused_meerkat)
6. Hair tattooing (amylita)
5. Use a cat! It keeps your head covered and warm - and with its natural claws, it always syays put!
4. Ch-ch-ch Chia! (LordAerith)
3. Get a puppy, apply to head. Not only do you cover the bald spot, but chicks love puppies. Go from a balding loser to a well-coiffed sex machine in one easy step. (Faux Pas)
2. My dad always told me that you can fix anything with either WD-40 or duct tape. Covering a bald spot? That's a duct tape job. (Faux Pas)
1. Interesting stickers or decals from the local tourist attractions. (kebbers :))

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