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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Real Reasons for the Blackout of 2003

(submitted by arsenic)

10. Gray Davis trying to prove it could happen to anyone. (Maniac Bob)
9. New York got jealous of all the attention California was getting. (Janitor Bob)
8. Ohio forgot to pay the utility bill--again. (Maniac Bob)
7. Ninja squirrels. Really. (Dan)
6. Arnold turned on his "gubernutorial machine." (jaxsean)
5. Power companies got a steal on grid management software at the Enron clearance sale (scot)
4. Canada tripped on the extension cord. (Alfreddo Garcia)
3. Dang Canadians keep getting lodged in the Falls... (Janitor Bob)
2. Well now we know what the red button does. (linsi)
1. A crazed, gun-toting, explosive-wielding Jimmy Carter finally gets back at America for not conserving energy. (Janitor Bob)

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