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Top Ten Reasons Not To Mess With Texas

(submitted by Hero's girl)

10. Who knows what they're hiding under those huge hats? It's not worth the risk. (They've got rabid badgers under there!)
9. They're still pissed that Alaska is now the biggest state. (k.a)
8. They don't "take in mess." They export it (Alfredo Garcia)
7. We do not need another reason to make more "Chainsaw" and "Smokey and the Bandit" movies. (Lone Star Chick)
6. Pretty girls, well armed fathers (JLM2roundbursts)
5. They're not real bright, but they have big pointy boots, big pointy guns, and a big pointy electric chair. (Maniac Bob)
4. What kind of state has armadillos? Honestly, it's just creepy. (NNFQ)
3. The Gulf War Series: Episodes 1 and 2 (ratfink)
2. Texas contains several million unpopulated square miles in which to hide a body. (The Kevinator)
1. If you do, it will call on Oklahoma for help, and you REALLY don't want to mess with Oklahoma. (Thomas Palsson)

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