Don't marry a woman you can't lift.
(hoss)
The cow eats the salad; guys eat the cow.
(nyihockey)
The 5-second rule does not apply to soup.
(Steve Weiss)
Never say anything nice about another woman if yours is within earshot.
(lefty)
Never, ever, mess with the divider on a grocery check out conveyor belt.
(Ziggy)
If you're wearing a hawaiian shirt, you're not allowed to say anything about anybody else's taste or style.
(Tristan)
Never compare your blind date with your therapist when you first meet, no matter how nice your therapist is.
(Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose)
Do not strike up a conversation with the guy next to you in the restroom.
(TC)
No pants, no service.
(The Kevinator)
Don't ever ....AH! Look out! It's the Unwritten Rules Ninja Squirrels!
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