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Britain's Top Ten Secrets

(submitted by Surjya Sandel)

10. The Brits do not understand Monty Python either. (Lone Star Chick)
9. Brits agree amongst themselves that "soccer" is a much cooler name for the sport than "football". (Chipchalie)
8. Food only boiled when foreigners are around. English food is actually much, much better. (Deimodius)
7. Never really liked those stupid colonies, anyways. (JoshOOOWAH)
6. Pushed for George Lazenby to star in "On Her Majestey's Secret Service". (Slim Jim)
5. Spotted Dick is only served to tourists to make them feel uncomfortable. (Jabba the Fatt)
4. Prince Charles is dumping Camilla for someone who looks "horsier". (Bob Brit)
3. They would only aid the us in the war on Iraq if we agreed to quit stealing their game shows. (Cyrano)
2. They didn't do any studies, take any polls, or even survey the sizes of other countries before sticking that "Great" at the front of their name. (Orlphar)
1. The British accent kills one out of 10 speakers by the age of 20. (Too much charm too fast.)

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