You were 500 lbs. You ate "subway sandwiches" like the commercial told you to, and now you're 550 lbs.
(jarrod)
You find yourself seated in a handbasket and getting warmer.
(Petals)
In a world where 50% of the population doesn't know the Hustle, why bother?
('vette)
You're even losing to Gary Coleman.
(Steve Weiss)
You should have known from the beginning that patting your head whilst rubbing your tummy was going to be too difficult for you.
(LaZorra)
Its all the rage in France.
(andy)
If J-Lo gets dumped, what hope is there for the rest of us mortals.
(Jaquebelle)
You've resorted to brushing back your eyebrows to cover your bald spot.
(Carl the bear)
The world just isn't ready for an all pig barber shop quartet.
(Dan)
Admit it. Trying to roll a peanut across Kansas with your nose was a dumb idea.
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