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Top Ten Signs You Don't Have What It Takes To Be A Lumberjack
(submitted by Kent)
Your "Sierra Club 4 Life" tattoo
You spend more time picking splinters out of your hands with your "lucky tweezers" than actually chopping wood.
The waxed and polished Ax with a cushioned polyurethane grip and ergonomically correct handle was a dead give away.
You think pancakes loaded with syryp are bad for your cholesterol.
"Flannel? Oh no, sweetheart, this boy does not look good in flannel!"
It takes you a week to grow that rugged 5 o’clock shadow.
(Kent, Carl the bear)
The "truck" you drive is an El Camino.
Maybe if you whistled fewer show tunes
You get out of breath just lifting a "Cheese Log."
You still can't tell the difference between polka dots and plaid.
(the meganator and sheemers)
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