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Top Ten Things WD-40 and Duct Tape Won't Do

(submitted by XLR8R)

10. College application essays. (17 PAGES???)
9. The Macarena. (Qarl)
8. They just weren't meant for leg waxing. (TheRob)
7. Find you love. Unless you've been looking in different places than I have. (bemused_meerkat)
6. Stop my dryer from jumping 5 feet across the laundry room when I turn it on. (Kaeyra)
5. They wont get you a date. I know. I've tried. (Betho)
4. Program that darn VCR. (thegreatmoleman2.0)
3. They won't secure your little brother to the ceiling- TRUST ME. (godetta)
2. Neither one should ever, under any circumstances, be mistaken for hairspray (no more 80s!)
1. Duct tape and WD-40 can't get you love, but they certainly can help you to detain it. (asb)

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