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Top Ten Things To Be Thankful for This Thanksgiving
(submitted by kielco, Bob Clemmens)
My kid didn't join the Neverland Cub Scout troop
Even though I'm bald, at least I have back hair.
I don't live in a state where my Govenor can bench press a tank.
Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart could both be in jail soon
Being Canadian, I didn't have to wait until November for my turkey dinner.
That the Turkeys don't have a day where they stuff people and eat them with cranberry sauce.
FINALLY, Mother's saurkraut pie was vetoed . . . unanimously.
Spam turkey, spam stuffing, spam on the cob, spam-berry sauce, spam-apple pie, spam jello, spam fights at the kids table, and OH YEAH, left over spam sandwiches!
Aunt Jeanne isn't making a "Tofu Turkey" this year.
(Wohoo!!! Real meat!!!)
That with the low-carb stuffing, no-sugar-added cranberries, and fat-free gravy.. I can have all the damn turkey I want!!
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