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Top Ten Reasons The British Like Tea
(submitted by an assclown)
It gives them a real excuse to sit around and be snarky.
It looks like the weather.
You don't have to remeber how many Fs and Es there are.
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
It is the source of their superpowers: rudness and bad teeth
(i would know, my aunts british...)
After a certain colonial tea party it wouldn't be seemly to switch to coffee. They have their pride to think of after all!
(lil miss hermione)
Unbeknownst to outsiders, British tea actually contains a mild hallucinogenic which helps them appreciate British comedy.
(Krig the Viking)
Anything you boil the heck out of and then eat is okay with them.
It was the best excuse we could come up with for invading India.
British Football is really Soccer. British Tea is really Jack Daniels.
The Irish keep stealing all of their beer.
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